Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Premature EJakeulation's honesty time.

Who among you has the C.O. Jones to admit that you find Taylor Lautner just a tiny bit attractive, despite being old enough to be his mother?

Well not me. Not now. Not ever.

In fact, I find the kid downright repulsive. Skinny. Revolting. Not the least bit endearing or cute. I mean, somebody obviously beat this boy senseless with the ugly stick, right?

Evidence? You want evidence? Okay...I've got evidence.

Ummmm....eeerrr....well, maybe that's not the best example.

But trust me, Taylor is a "Mama's playin' opposite-day" kinda way.

The kid is just hideous and frankly, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.

I mean...what self-respecting grown woman would admit that she gets just a tiny bit breathless everytime she sees little Mr. Sharkboy shirtless?

It's sick. That's what it is. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

It's just all kinds of registered sex-offender wrong.

At least until the kid is legal.

Which is in exactly:

Until then, I just keep repeating "Jailbait....jailbait...jailbait" to myself.

And I'd advise you all to do the same.

Moving along....

See below for video evidence that I'm just not right in the head.

And I'm including all three of my actual blog followers in my contest - if you leave me the most creative comment, I'll send you the prize. Contest ends whenever I feel like it. Void where prohibited. See inside my head for details. Wait...on second thought....bad idea.

Crap. They're on to me.


  1. LMAO Mary! I was a bit shocked at your opinion there until I got to the first pic caption! I've spent most of the week in a Taylor Lautner turmoil which I don't have the emoional energy to go into again, but if you choose to you can see it here

    Love the countdown too! Oh, and I think probably 'Kristen Stewart Wants IT' guy is blogging about Taylor today too :o).

    Not watched your video yet, intend to wait for a quiet few childfree minutes so I can concentrate. xx

  2. Dear mama cougar,

    I must concur with your latest findings on Taylor Lautner. He is repulsive and a down-right ogre that belongs in some kind of classic horror tale. With this being said, my mantra has been such as yours with the added bonus of the word 'ugly' just to prove my point.

    Ugly jailbait, ugly jailbait, ugly jailbait...

    Well until 154 days have passed ;)

    Smooches & Stars, baby!!!

    ~Cozzy xoxooxo