Okay....it's honesty time.
Who among you has the C.O. Jones to admit that you find Taylor Lautner just a tiny bit attractive, despite being old enough to be his mother?
Well not me. Not now. Not ever.
In fact, I find the kid downright repulsive. Skinny. Revolting. Not the least bit endearing or cute. I mean, somebody obviously beat this boy senseless with the ugly stick, right?
Evidence? You want evidence? Okay...I've got evidence.
Ummmm....eeerrr....well, maybe that's not the best example.
But trust me, Taylor is repugnant....ahem...in a "Mama's playin' opposite-day" kinda way.
The kid is just hideous and frankly, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.
I mean...what self-respecting grown woman would admit that she gets just a tiny bit breathless everytime she sees little Mr. Sharkboy shirtless?
It's sick. That's what it is. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
It's just all kinds of registered sex-offender wrong.
At least until the kid is legal.
Which is in exactly:
Until then, I just keep repeating "Jailbait....jailbait...jailbait" to myself.
And I'd advise you all to do the same.
See below for video evidence that I'm just not right in the head.
And I'm including all three of my actual blog followers in my contest - if you leave me the most creative comment, I'll send you the prize. Contest ends whenever I feel like it. Void where prohibited. See inside my head for details. Wait...on second thought....bad idea.
Crap. They're on to me.
1 month ago