So I'm sittin' at my desk this afternoon in my cushy corner office just typin' away and doing really important, indispensable work. Because I am basically irreplaceable like that. (Yeah, I had my Facebook, FFFW, and FanFiction.net minimized...you wanna make something of it?!?)
A clueless co-worker of mine who thinks Twilight is a sin against God sauntered in and asked me to take some pics off of her digital camera. She's leanin' over my shoulder makin' idle, mindless chit-chat, when she spies my PC wallpaper, which is this:
And then she says to me, 100% SERIOUSLY...."Are those your kids?"
I did not respond for a full 39.276 seconds. I think drool started to drip from my mouth because it was hanging open in sheer disbelief.
FFFF. MMMM. LLLLL.
HARDCORE FML.
I just said "yes, yes they are."
To which she responded..."Nice lookin boy!"
Good Lord.
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Ha! That is freaking hilarious! What rock is she living under? Sheesh! Good thing she doesn't know all the dirty things you want to do to your "son"--oh and me too ;-)
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ReplyDeleteI mean, I know it's incestuous, but I just can't help myself!
***eye roll***
WHAT? Is that even possible? Not knowing who they are? *shocked*
ReplyDeleteGood lord is right, Mary! Shit, what kind of co-worker is she? I know what your kids look like and I've never met you!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, that was ridiculous and funny at the same time.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL
when/if I start laughing about this I will have to ponder ... ROFL...
mean to say STOP laughing.. I am seriously unable to type ROFL
ReplyDeleteI know right Lulu? I mean...I wasn't sure what offended me more, the fact that she had NO CLUE who RPatz & KStew are, or the fact that she thought they were my kids.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I remember, I am actually old enough to have sprung either of them fourth from my own loins. And then, I just got depressed.
Paxil anyone?
Hey Mary...fellow Twi-cruiser here and all I can say is...I am shaking my head in total amazement. Even MY co-workers know who Rob and Kristen are. They think I'm nuts but at least they aren't oblivious to my addiction.
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