Monday, October 12, 2009

An EPIC F.M.L.

Just had to share with my fellow "mature" Twihards.....

So I'm sittin' at my desk this afternoon in my cushy corner office just typin' away and doing really important, indispensable work. Because I am basically irreplaceable like that. (Yeah, I had my Facebook, FFFW, and FanFiction.net minimized...you wanna make something of it?!?)

A clueless co-worker of mine who thinks Twilight is a sin against God sauntered in and asked me to take some pics off of her digital camera. She's leanin' over my shoulder makin' idle, mindless chit-chat, when she spies my PC wallpaper, which is this:


And then she says to me, 100% SERIOUSLY...."Are those your kids?"

I did not respond for a full 39.276 seconds. I think drool started to drip from my mouth because it was hanging open in sheer disbelief.

FFFF. MMMM. LLLLL.

HARDCORE FML.

I just said "yes, yes they are."

To which she responded..."Nice lookin boy!"

Good Lord.


10 comments:

  1. Ha! That is freaking hilarious! What rock is she living under? Sheesh! Good thing she doesn't know all the dirty things you want to do to your "son"--oh and me too ;-)

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  2. F'Realzzzzzzzz.

    I mean, I know it's incestuous, but I just can't help myself!

    ***eye roll***

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  3. WHAT? Is that even possible? Not knowing who they are? *shocked*

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  4. MARY! FUCKING LAUGHING... MY ASS OFF WOMAN!
    She seriously thought those were your kids!!!
    Holy mary mother of all that is stupid and ridiculous in the world!!!

    I love it! And I really love that you said "yes, yes they are"...

    LMFAO!
    That's priceless... Holy shit... I'll be laughing at that ALL DAMN DAY LONG.

    Thank you my friend!
    xoxoxoxoxo
    JoJo

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  5. Good lord is right, Mary! Shit, what kind of co-worker is she? I know what your kids look like and I've never met you!
    Anyway, that was ridiculous and funny at the same time.

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  6. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    when/if I start laughing about this I will have to ponder ... ROFL...

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  7. mean to say STOP laughing.. I am seriously unable to type ROFL

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  8. I know right Lulu? I mean...I wasn't sure what offended me more, the fact that she had NO CLUE who RPatz & KStew are, or the fact that she thought they were my kids.

    And then I remember, I am actually old enough to have sprung either of them fourth from my own loins. And then, I just got depressed.

    Paxil anyone?

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  9. Hey Mary...fellow Twi-cruiser here and all I can say is...I am shaking my head in total amazement. Even MY co-workers know who Rob and Kristen are. They think I'm nuts but at least they aren't oblivious to my addiction.

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  10. LMFAOOOOOOO! No. No she didn't?! Please, PLEASE tell me you smacked her upside the damn head and told her she was an effing moron. O.o

    ~Carolyn

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