So I'm sittin' at my desk this afternoon in my cushy corner office just typin' away and doing really important, indispensable work. Because I am basically irreplaceable like that. (Yeah, I had my Facebook, FFFW, and FanFiction.net minimized...you wanna make something of it?!?)
A clueless co-worker of mine who thinks Twilight is a sin against God sauntered in and asked me to take some pics off of her digital camera. She's leanin' over my shoulder makin' idle, mindless chit-chat, when she spies my PC wallpaper, which is this:
And then she says to me, 100% SERIOUSLY...."Are those your kids?"
I did not respond for a full 39.276 seconds. I think drool started to drip from my mouth because it was hanging open in sheer disbelief.
FFFF. MMMM. LLLLL.
I just said "yes, yes they are."
To which she responded..."Nice lookin boy!"