This week, we're going caroling. We're visiting all the other bloggy sites and they will welcome us with open arms, enjoy our holiday serenade and then serve us Edward/Jake cupcakes and warm Isle Emse cider. Are we ready? Sopranos...move to the left, altos to the right, baritones, in back. That's perfect. Now, open your songbooks to page one.
The Twelve Days of Twismas
On the first day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
On the second day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Two homo lovers....And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the third day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the fourth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the fifth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
FIVE GLORIOUS FINGERRRRRRRRS!Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the sixth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Six "Geese at Twilight" shoes...(OMG, you'd be amazed at the shit that pops up when you Google "goose twilight")
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the seventh day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the eighth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Eight ways to milk Rob's popularity...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the ninth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Nine wolves-a-dancing...
Eight ways to milk Rob's popularity...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the tenth day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Ten Lautner's Leaping...Nine wolves-a-dancing...
Eight ways to milk Rob's popularity...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the Eleventh day of Twismas, Twilight gave to me...
Eleven hits on Kristen's (hash)pipe...
Ten Lautners Leaping...
Nine wolves-a-dancing...
Eight ways to milk Rob's popularity...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
And a Robsten in a pine tree.
On the twelvth day of Twismas, Twilight sent to me...
Twelve strummers strummmg...
(Well...eleven strummers and one PFach bum...yummm)
Eleven hits on Kristen's (hash)pipe...
Ten Lautners Leaping...
Nine wolves-a-dancing...
Eight ways to milk Rob's popularity...
Seven Swans fail at swimming...
Six Geese at Twilight shoes...
Five Glorious Fingers!
Four cast members calling...
Three French pap pics...
Two homo lovers...
Aaaaaaaaand a Robsten in a pine treeeeee!
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HFWHTML! Translation? Holy Fuck We Hit The Mama Lode!!!! I can wait for a post once a week if it's this fucktastic every time. Oh, Mary. This will go done as a classic. You caught me on the 12 strummers strumming, too, because I was like what's up that pic of PFach and then I read the caption. Now you know why I've been missing you so. And is it wrong that I was literally singing the song the entire time I was reading the post. Love it!!
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17 forever
P.S.: Keeping my fingers crossed that I'm the first to post. That damn Mrs. P usually beats me to it ;)
Damn it!!!! You got me Lisa!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post ladies---the damn homo lovers made me piss myself!
AND you posted my favorite photo of the Stew---her classy trip to her front stoop.
I should be ashamed of myself...I'm not a follower...I shall fix that now.
@Mrs. P - I knew you'd love this one. I have to tell you that Mama Cougar is a YouTube whore...I mean queen. She has a channel that she posts vids on that are hilarious. The one she did wearing a Charlie 'stache is a classic, as is her live reaction to the first New Moon trailer. And when she's not in her YouTube den, she's roaming the land of twitter.
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Bahahahahaaaaaaa....I'm a YouTube whore! Yeah...The Billy Burke tribute epi is my fav. I'll let you in on a lil' secret...Lil' Cougar and I are planning a Peter Facinelli tribute episode during her Christmas break. But, I promise we'll keep our pants on!
ReplyDeleteHere's a link to my YouTube Channel:
The Cougar's Den on You Tube
MC
OMG, Mama Cougar, this was a fantastic post! Love the 10 Lautners Leaping LOL!
ReplyDeleteAgree about the vid-blog too, the Charlie episode with the porn 'staches was fab! Can't wait for the PFach one :o) x
Mary, it's nice to see that some of my bloggy friends have found their way over here :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait to see what you and Lil' Cougar do with Peter (Facinelli, I mean *wink wink*).
GO ILLINI!
Lisa
Hi, I linked over from the fabulous 17ForeverLisa site (*waves, hi Lisa!*) & this is now my favorite Christmas carol. I couldn't stop singing along in my head and laughing. I loved 10 Lautners Leaping, but my favorite, by far, would have to be the Five Glorious Fingers :)
ReplyDeleteThe fingers....oh God the fingers. Do you think the boy even realizes how much we all love those gloriously flexibile digits of his?
ReplyDeleteMy obsession is entirely innocent. I just want them to caress the long dormant piano in my living room. And well...if my ass got in the way of the keyboard, that would be entirely accidental, I assure you.
@Twilove1 - *waving back* Glad you made it over here. There's always room for more Twi-cubs in The Cougar's Den, don't you think, Mama Cougar?
ReplyDelete@Mama Cougar - Maybe it's an Illinois thing, because that's how I really feel, too.
Lady, you always know how to make my day. You are amazingly creative.
ReplyDeleteLove the whole damn thing...I sang it in my head the whole time, now I'll never get it out! LOL
ReplyDeleteTwi-sted Edbrella sent me...glad they did! Keep it up, I wiill be back weekly!
TLR
Tigerlily's Tirade
@TigerlilyRose - Oh, I see how you are. That means that when I suggested on my site that you Twi-ho-hos come over here, you ignored me. And I thought we were like *crossing two fingers* this. Hmpf.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, no matter how got here, just glad that you did. MC is a fellow Illinoisan and "rocks this shit hard," right, MC?! (Don't forget to check our her YouTube video channel, too!)
Lisa